I said I was bored, so Evan told me a story. I concentrated very hard, so as to get it as close to word-for-word as possible. Enjoy!

“Once upon a time, there was this little Spongebob, and he did not like to see Darth Vader. One day, he saw Darth Vader, and he punched him. He was a Super Spongebob. Now he could save Bikini Bottom. Also, Dash was there. Only Dash. Actually, all of the Incredibles were there, his little brother Jack-Jack, his sister Violet, and his mom and dad. And so, they all brushed their teeth. The End”