So this is the car that John is getting. I don’t like it. Well, I don’t HATE it. It’s really fast and the t-tops are cool.

Our dear friend Matt asked if John will be growing a mullet and wearing leather pants. I’m getting him a gold chain and a Members Only jacket for Valentine’s Day.

OK, really I love him so much. He works really hard to take care of us, and then I take all his money. He deserves to be happy, so I’m happy. Vroom!