John: “You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!”
Evan: “Yeah, Daddy! And you can tune a violin, but you can’t tuna sandwich!”

Evan’s theory of electrocution states that if you are electrocuted and then the world has no power, you must share your power with the rest of the world. Then, after some thought he added, “So you can still watch your favorite shows.”

Just now after expressing his disgust at the thunderstorm outside and then weilding his karate kicking leg, “Targeting the rain…FIRE! Targeting the rain…FIRE!”